THE STRAIN GAME
WE USED OUR BRAINS SO
YOU DON’T HAVE TO!
SORRY, ‘OPEN SESAME’ WON’T CUT IT.
GOTTA USE THOSE OPPOSABLE THUMBS, CHAMP
POUR IN YOUR PASTA, RINSE FRUITS AND VEGGIES,
WASH A VERY SMALL DOG, ETC.
LANDFILLS ARE FULL ENOUGH WITHOUT YOUR HELP.
THANKS, BUT NO THANKS.
THE NO-BRAINER STRAINER
IS PERFECT FOR:
- ANYTIME PASTA CRAVINGS STRIKE
- PARENTS RESERVING PATIENCE FOR TANTRUMS, NOT CLEANING
- FITNESS FANATICS SAVING THEIR ENDURANCE FOR WORKOUTS, NOT STRENUOUS SCRUBBING
- CAMPERS, RV DWELLERS & OUTDOORSMEN
- THE KITCHEN STORAGE-CHALLENGED
- COLLEGE STUDENTS WITH LIMITED TIME, SPACE & FUNDS
- HOME COOKS WHO’D RATHER WALK ON HOT COALS THAN CLEAN A STRAINER
- RENTER OF TINY HIGH-RISE APARTMENTS (THAT COST HALF THEIR SALARY PER SQ. FOOT)
WATCH HOW ITS USED
STRAINING YOUR BRAIN?
(To see an answer, simply select the question below.)
WHO IS THE NO-BRAINER STRAINER DESIGNED FOR?
Anyone with straining needs can benefit from the No-Brainer Strainer, particularly those lacking the following: the strength and endurance to pry dried-on pasta from their strainer’s impossibly tiny holes, the space to store a bulky strainer or the Tetris-style skills needed to cram a strainer into the dishwasher.
HOW MANY TIMES CAN I USE THE NO-BRAINER STRAINER BEFRE TOSSING IT?
The No-Brainer Strainer was originally designed for one use, but thanks to its sturdy, carefully-crafted design, it can often be used more than once.
WHAT SHOULD I DO WITH ALL THE TIME SAVED USING THE NO-BRAINER STRAINER?
Users are advised to choose a new hobby before their No-Brainer Strainer shipment arrives. However, please note that our team is not liable for any hobby-related injuries that occur. Please also note that the previous disclaimer is not meant to discourage sword swallowing, kangaroo boxing, etc.
HOW MANY STRAINERS ARE INCLUDED IN ONE BOX?
Each box contains 10 strainers, so even the more carb-cravin’ cooks can make it through a week or two before reordering!
READ OUR REVIEWS.”
Just used my first No Brainer Strainer with dinner last night – and it won’t be my last! Anything that makes cleaning up dinner easier is a WIN in my book! Give it a try – totally worth it!
– K. Miller
Why didn’t I think of this?!? What a great product at such a low cost. Anything that can help my evening routine simpler is a win for me! As a single Dad I usually end up leaving the cleaning until after the kids are asleep but at that point, I am exhausted! This just cut out all the scrubbing and getting in between the cracks (I’m also a bit OCD about cleaning) of my usual strainer. Thank you for lightening my load, I will definitely be buying more!
– B. Fay
Love this so much! Super easy to use, and liked how many I received. We go camping a lot too, so I’m excited to take one of these on the trip too for more meal choices!
– D. Snider
I hate hate hate washing my old plastic strainer, it’s such a pain and it never seems like I can get it clean. This is an awesome solution. And its recyclable. BOOM!
– W. Dudley